- Make sure that they know you are smart and they are dumb. That is why they hired you.
- Once they stop yapping about requirements, kindly inform them what the right version of the product will look like. (be sure to collect your deposit first)
- Keep reminding them that they don’t need to see or hear anything until you are done.
- Time estimates are just that, estimates and you can’t rush greatness.
- Their feedback, input, guidance, suggestions or whatever are most unwelcome at any stage of the project.
- Be sure to deliver a project that is buggy, unfinished or will be obsolete next month so that you can hook them for another project. ( at the new rate of course)
- To suggest or even think that you have delivered anything short of perfection is punishable by death from multiple laptop blows.
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